February 2012
9 posts
How To Have Sex With An Aspirin Between Your Knees →
kayxseraxsera:
keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus:
Just in case you haven’t yet had time to work this out for yourself.
Nothing like a little high-stakes aspirin sex to spice things up.
Wait this is the best thing ever. “Good work, internet” - Carly
Lmao why am I not surprised the two of you reblogged this.. haha
You think you’ve got the best of me Think...
Valentine's Day
Me: I'm gonna try my hardest to look like super gorgeous tomorrow
K: But you guys hate Valentine's Day...
Me: yeah but he needs a reason to keep me around for another valentine's day.
K: Or you want to always get chocolate at least once a year
Me: that's the bigger reason..
“I promised a lot.
But never that I wouldn’t get back up after you knocked me...”
– I Wrote This For You: The Sun Will Freeze Before I Do (via kari-shma)
“The human heart is made from the only substance in the universe that can become...”
– I Wrote This For You: The Billions Of Pieces (via kari-shma)
“Those who walk away from you in the dark should be forgotten in the light.”
– I Wrote This For You: The Things I Have Felt Have Torn Me Apart (via kari-shma)
January 2012
17 posts
“Wherever you go, go with all your heart.”
– Confucius (via kari-shma)
Sabs...
Me: You know when you wake up and you feel really dragged out... like when you're sick?
Sabrina: That means you're getting sick hahaha it's ok alcohol makes everything better.
And people think I'M the alcoholic
“How is love not enough?”
– Addison Montgomery- Private Practice
I won’t give up on us (no I’m not...
“If you want to play it like a game
Well, come on, come on, let’s play”
– crushcrushcrush- paramore
Jan. 3 2011
Let’s all remember this day as the giddy day
Falling From Heaven: bonana-boss: Which birthday... →
vuvoyage:
bonana-boss:
Which birthday are you in ?
ayojourney:
pathavyb:
tiffaaahny:
babyayeeee:
totezhelen:
JANUARY=PIMP
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily....
“I don’t want to be shish kabobed when i have sex”
– Real World of San Diego- Priscilla.
“In 2011, although USC finished in first place in the conference with a 7-2...”
– Wikipedia. UCLA, you’re a joke.
“I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t...”
– Gilda Radner (via kari-shma)
December 2011
32 posts
The strongest people out there:
When you get hurt, you’ve learned how to get use to the pain. The strongest people out there, are the ones who laugh the hardest with a genuine smile. Those are the people who have fought the toughest battles. Because they’ve decided that they’re not going to let anything hold them down, they’re showing the world who’s the boss.
Goodbye, 2011.
2011 brought the most changes ever experienced within one year. And i’ll agree to someone’s statement that I’ve changed. I’m not that same girl from freshman year in ‘09 anymore. No, i’m not any better— nor, any worse. Just different. I’m different— I’m growing up, and I’m learning that things never come easily. I’m not...
“She was the love of my life and I was too stupid to realize it and I lost her...”
– Friends with Benefits (via christyyun)
Just when I felt like giving up on us You turned...
“This 2012 team has some serious unfinished business to attend to and I plan to...”
– Matt Barkley. Thank you for making my Christmas list complete! <3
“You’re going to catch a cold from the ice inside your soul.”
– Christina Perri (via laceofpearls)
“I guess i can find some confidence in that you fell for me once upon a time, and...”
